North Pole Updates
Holy Moly, Southerners, we are into double digits.
SC is already in training for the mammoth event; he’s currently working at a rate of 23 mpm (mince-pie per minute).
We’re already receiving orders from some of our super-organised friends. Remember, our workshops are now up and running, so it’s never too early to place your order.
Yours in elfship.
✨Well, that’s all folks! ✨
Our order books have closed for another year.
💌🌏We have had an incredible Season, and have loved writing, printing and delivering your letters, across the globe. Thank you for allowing us to be a small part of your Christmas 💌🌏
🎅🤶🧝♀️🧝♂️From Santa, Mrs Claus, Jingle, and all of the elves, we wish you all a very Merry Christmas, and a happy and healthy New Year!🎅🤶🧝♀️🧝♂️
See you all in 2019.
Yours in elfship,
The North Pole Postal Company
☄️⛈💨We’re hearing reports from our old friend, Jack Frost, that the South is being battered by wind and rain! We have never seen rain at The Company, but Santa has told us it can make for hazardous flying conditions. ☄️⛈💨
🦌⏳💌As you know, tomorrow is our last day for guaranteed Christmas delivery on our letters. Now the reindeer are officially in their pre-flight phase of Christmas training, the price of carrots has rocketed!🦌⏳💌
🎅🥧Santa has upped his MPM count, and is now at a very respectable 105. Just two more to go! 🎅🥧
Why not take advantage of being indoors for this stormy weather, and send some Santa magic to someone you love.
✨Wowzers! What a week we’ve had! The days seems to have just passed up by. ✨
📮🧝♂️The printing presses are running all day and night, and we are working at full-elf capacity! 📮 🧝♂️
🧝♀️☕️Poor Jingle hasn’t slept for days, and is running on North-StarBucks and Candy Canes.🧝♀️☕️
🎅🏻🗓Santa has asked me to remind you all that our last order date for guaranteed pre-Christmas delivery is THIS Sunday, December 16th. 🎅🏻🗓
🎅🏻🎄🦌After that, we may not be able to guarantee delivery before Santa leaves on Christmas Eve. 🎅🏻🎄🦌
💌This year, why not send some Christmas magic to someone you love.💌
🚨We’re at Elfcon 2🚨
🗓Where are the weeks, going? 🗓
🎅🏻🥧Santa is now ramping up his pre-season fitness, in readiness for the big day! We are pleased to report he is now at 99 MPM, which is a great improvement! 🎅🏻 🥧
🦌📮🦌The reindeer are flying nightly, soaring through the starry skies, delivering our magical letters to the boys and girls of the world. 🦌📮🦌
🎅🏻🤶🧝♀️🧝♂️With just two weeks until Christmas Day, Santa, Mrs Claus, Jingle and all of the elves at The Company are working at an imp-credible pace! 🎅🏻🤶🧝♀️🧝♂️
🎄✨Why not send a little Christmas magic to someone you love.🎄✨
What a busy few days we have had at The Company.
📤✉️Our letters have been sent all over the world, from Australia, to Texas, Germany, and everywhere in between. 📤✉️
🦌⭐️The reindeer have had an ‘elftastic’ time soaring high above the starry skies, taking in the Christmas lights from below. 🦌⭐️
☕️We are now going into our busiest week of the year! Our printing presses are running at top speed, and our friends at NorthStar-Bucks are now open 24 hours. ☕️
🎅🥧Santa has stepped up his workout schedule, and is now up to 89 mince pies for minute (MPM)! His target is 105 MPM.🎅🥧
It’s all go, go, go!
❄️🌨It’s been a frosty. snow covered morning here at The North Pole. Jingle is already on her 15th cup of NorthStar-bucks! ❄️🌨
🦌🎅🧝♂️The reindeer have had a restful morning, conserving their energy for another Reindeer Mail run later this evening. Orders are coming in as thick and fast as the snowfall, and every Workshop is fully ‘elfed.🦌🎅🧝♂️
📨🎉As we have so much demand this year, Santa has extended our final order date to Sunday,16th December. He hopes this extra couple of days, will be help the frazzled looking parents, grandparents, and carers to send their Santa letters to the special people in their lives. 📨🎉
Why not join them, and check if your little one has made Santa’s Nice List.
🚨 We are at Elfcon 3 🚨
🧝♀️What a busy few days we have had at The Company. Poor Jingle is surviving on copious cups of cocoa and peppermint sticks! 🧝♀️
🎅🏻📮The printer presses are now at full speed, and are running 24 hours a day. The elves are working double shifts, whilst Santa is constantly updating his Nice List. 🎅🏻📮
🦌🥕We have just 10 days left until the presses stop, and the elves begin the important task of loading The Sleigh GTi with the many thousands of gifts. And don’t get me started on the reindeer and their carrots! 🦌🥕
Is there a special someone in your life, who deserves a magical letter from Santa? If so, let us send some Christmas sparkle, with love from the North Pole.
Santa approved 🎅🏻